About Me


My name is Heather.

I take too long to tell stories, but I cook well enough to make up for it

I am perpetually both student and teacher

I have failed and I have succeeded, but I am never satisfied

I listen well, but talk a lot

My instinct is to take care of you, be it as lawyer, mentor, or cook

I am fascinated by religion, but not religious

I love the thrill of travel, but hate planes

My love language is making personalized playlists

I like whiskey and wine

I have always hated peas, but otherwise will eat anything

My millennial age often conflicts with my vintage soul

I love language, food, and storytelling – mine and others’

I can be thoughtful, passionate, and often self-righteous

And if I haven’t made you laugh yet, I will keep trying

I am grateful to be here.